THIS WEEK ON YIKYAK…2/19-2/25

As another week unfolds on campus, YikYak serves as the virtual town square where students share their thoughts, complaints, and the latest happenings. From Frat suspensions to the Barnhart Folder, here's a snapshot of the week's YikYak updates. 🤢

🚨 BARNHART FONDLER FIASCO

The Barnhart Fondler struck this week, leaving students on high alert after reports of a fondling incident. This led students to take to Yikyak calling for manhunts and speedily attempting to give away any Celtic Jerseys in their closets. Stay vigilant, Ducks, and report any suspicious activity!

🔒 fRAT SUSPENSION SAGA CONTINUES

Rumor has it that some frats are testing the waters of the voluntary suspension, much to the dismay of concerned students. ATO was reported to have thrown on Thursday with Chi Psi, Sig Nu, and Ksig (unaffiliated) following suite over the weekend. The parties have caused students to question the effectiveness and purpose of the suspension. Let's hope they're following the rules this time!

😡 ROOMMATE WOES

Need to blow off steam? One student took the scenic route to relaxation after a tiff with their roommate. Sometimes, a drive to the beach is all the therapy you need. Especially if you are on the university Insurance

🔥 ARGUMENT ESCALATION

Things got heated on YikYak this week, with one user confessing to a fiery exchange. Remember, folks, it's all fun and games until someone gets called a... well, you know.

👔 JOB HUNTING WOES

Job descriptions these days be like... Seriously, who comes up with these absurd requirements? Students have been expressing their struggles with jobs and internships all week.

☀️ WEATHER WIZARDS

Shoutout to the campus tour guides for summoning sunshine in the dead of winter. Keep up the good work, weather wizards! Giving Weather Bee something positive to report on.

🌕 FULL MOON FEELS

Feeling the lunar vibes? Don't fight it; embrace the howling call of the wild! Yikyakers on campus rejoiced in the full moon this Saturday.

🚗 TRUCK TROUBLES AT THE EMU

A scene unfolds as a driver, piloting a brand-new, colossal truck, attempts the delicate dance of parking at the EMU. Spectators watch the struggle unfold, advocating for a more manageable vehicle, perhaps a Mini Cooper.

🌈 UNEMPLOYED, OR UNSEEN?

Unraveling the mystery of a self-proclaimed cutie who insists she's simultaneously the sweetest girl in the world. Is it a facade or a genuine claim? Perception, it seems, can be deceiving.

🏢 SPECTACLE NEAR BEAN

Shock and awe strike YikYak as reports surface of a homeless individual engaging in an unexpected outdoor performance near Bean. Is it avant-garde street art or just another day in Eugene?

📢RACIST ROAD RAGE RANT

A disturbing racial hostility on the road leaves a YikYak user venting their frustration and expressing a poignant wish for karma to intervene. Let's hope for a safer and more tolerant campus environment.

🗡️ THE PERILS OF MEETINGS – ET TU, CAESAR?

Meetings, the modern-day equivalent of Julius Caesar's demise? One YikYakker expresses the trepidation of facing this formidable foe. Beware the ides of scheduling!

Remember, Ducks, whether you're navigating roommate drama, job hunts, or frat suspensions, YikYak is here for all your venting needs. Keep the yucks coming, and stay tuned for more campus updates! 🦆